DEPARTMENT OF SELF-APPROVALQUORUM: ONE OWL
SelfHoot™ Enter the chamber

AN ENTIRE COMMITTEE. ONE VERY IMPORTANT OWL.

SelfHoot.

$SHOOTMEME FILE / SH–001

ONE OWL. ONE VOTE.
100% APPROVED.

He wrote the proposal. He chaired the meeting.
He voted yes. Democracy has never been this efficient.

Put it to a vote
CONTRACT ADDRESSAWAITING ANNOUNCEMENT
Not announced yet
CHAIRMAN’S OFFICE
The SelfHoot owl chairman, presiding over his one-member approval committee
THE CHAIRMANFounder. Voter. Entire board.
100%APPROVEDBY MYSELF, FOR MYSELF
ONE MEMBERZERO OBJECTIONSUNANIMOUSLY APPROVEDMEETING ADJOURNED
01 / THE COMMITTEEEST. WHENEVER HE DECIDED

The committee
has spoken.
The committee is me.

Some memes need a community vote.
This one brought its own committee.

One seat at the table.
Somehow, it’s always taken.
OFFICIAL MEETING MINUTESNo. 001
  1. 01

    Submit a brilliant idea.

    The owl proposes a coin about an owl that approves its own coin.

    inspired
  2. 02

    Consult the experts.

    A thorough discussion with himself. All perspectives considered. Both were his.

    rigorous
  3. 03

    Reach a unanimous decision.

    One vote in favor. No votes against. The chair congratulates the chair.

    obviously
RECORDED BY: THE CHAIRMAN✓ FILED

02 / THE VOTING CHAMBER

Your opinion
is very
important.*

Step up. Make your voice heard.
The chairman has already made his.

*To you. Voting rights remain exclusively with the owl.
THE CHAIR IS IN SESSION
SELFHOOT APPROVAL COMMITTEESH–001

MOTION BEFORE THE CHAIR

Should SelfHoot
approve SelfHoot?

Submit your advisory opinion.

OFFICIAL TALLYVOTING MEMBERS: 1
1OWL VOTE
0VOTES AGAINST
100%APPROVAL

The chairman votes yes. The motion passes.

ONE OWL. ONE VOTE. NO SURPRISES.
03 / PUBLIC RECORDSAVAILABLE FOR INSPECTION

A very official
paper trail.

Everything you need to know.
Stamped, filed, and mostly about an owl.

01 What is SelfHoot?

SelfHoot is a meme brand about a self-appointed owl chairman with a one-member approval committee. $SHOOT is its ticker. The entire joke: he votes for himself, and calls it unanimous.

02 Does my vote change the result?

Your click submits an imaginary advisory opinion. Only the owl has voting rights, so the official result always stays at one vote and 100% approval. This is a browser-based joke, not an on-chain vote.

03 Where is the contract address?

The official contract address has not been announced on this site. The copy button will become available once a verified address is published.

04 Where can I find official updates?

Official social links are awaiting announcement. Only links explicitly published on this site should be treated as the project’s listed channels.

NO FURTHER DISCUSSION NECESSARY.

Motion carried.
Meme continues.

One more vote?